Services - Chattanooga Lemur Rental

🎉 Birthday Party Lemurs

Starting at $89.99

Perfect for children's birthday parties! Our specially trained party lemurs come with:

Custom birthday hat (lemur-sized)
Party bag of zoo-grade treats
Photo opportunities with the birthday child
Lemur-themed party favors for all guests
Certificate of "Lemur Party Participation"

Duration: 2 hours
Includes: Lemur handler (Ryan), party supplies, liability waiver

Note: Lemurs may not understand the concept of "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely eat your cake.

🏢 Corporate Event Lemurs

Starting at $199.99

Elevate your next corporate retreat or team building event with our executive-grade lemurs:

Professional lemur presentation skills
Corporate-themed lemur accessories
Team building exercises with lemurs
Executive lemur handshakes
PowerPoint presentation about lemur behavior

Duration: 4 hours
Includes: Professional handler, corporate materials, team building guide

Perfect for breaking the ice at awkward corporate events. Nothing says "team building" like watching executives try to feed a lemur.

🕵️ Lemur Espionage Division

Starting at $499.99

⚠️ TOP SECRET SERVICE ⚠️

Our most exclusive offering - lemurs trained in the art of espionage and intelligence gathering:

Stealth lemur deployment
Covert lemur surveillance
Lemur-based intelligence gathering
Undercover lemur operations
Lemur spy gadgets and equipment
Mission debriefing with lemur handler

Duration: 8 hours (or until mission completion)
Includes: Secret handler, espionage equipment, confidentiality agreement

Disclaimer: Lemurs cannot actually spy on anyone. They will probably just eat snacks and climb things. But they look very mysterious doing it.

SECRET SERVICE DISCLAIMER: This service is completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. No actual espionage will occur. Ryan is not a spy, he's just a guy who really likes lemurs.