Customer Reviews & Testimonials

"Ryan delivered my lemur in a cardboard box with air holes. It was perfect for my daughter's princess party. The lemur didn't seem to mind the tiara, though it did eat three cupcakes before we could stop it. Worth every penny!"

"Used the Lemur Espionage Division for my office prank war. The lemur successfully 'infiltrated' the break room and stole all the donuts. My boss still doesn't know how it happened. Mission accomplished!"

"Corporate team building event was a HUGE success! The lemur broke up three arguments just by being adorable. Ryan's PowerPoint about lemur social structures was surprisingly educational. Our productivity increased 23%."

"My son's 8th birthday party was legendary. The lemur wore a tiny Batman cape and everything. Kids are still talking about it. The lemur also ate my neighbor's prize roses, but that's not Ryan's fault."

"Ryan showed up with the lemur in his Honda Civic. The lemur was wearing sunglasses. I don't know why, but it was perfect. The birthday party was chaos in the best possible way. Highly recommend!"

"Used the espionage service to prank my brother-in-law. The lemur 'stole' his car keys and hid them in a tree. Took him 3 hours to find them. The lemur looked very smug about it. Worth every dollar!"

"Corporate retreat was amazing! The lemur participated in our trust fall exercises. It didn't catch anyone, but it tried really hard. Ryan's lemur facts presentation was surprisingly engaging. Our team bonding improved significantly."

"My daughter's princess party was perfect! The lemur wore a crown and everything. It also ate half the cake before we could sing Happy Birthday, but the kids thought it was hilarious. Best party ever!"

"Ryan's lemur rental service is absolutely bonkers in the best way. The lemur came with a tiny briefcase and looked very professional. It also climbed my curtains, but that's just lemur behavior. Would definitely book again!"

"Used the espionage division for my wife's surprise party. The lemur 'infiltrated' the house and delivered her birthday card. She was so confused and delighted. The lemur also ate her favorite houseplant, but she forgave it because it was so cute."

"Corporate event was unforgettable! The lemur sat in on our board meeting and seemed to understand our quarterly reports better than some of our executives. Ryan's lemur training presentation was surprisingly insightful. Our company culture has never been better!"

"Birthday party lemur was a hit! The kids were amazed. The lemur also ate my neighbor's prize-winning tomatoes, but that's not Ryan's fault. The lemur looked very pleased with itself. Best birthday party ever!"